SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

I don't have a joke, but I find this video very cute and very funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ANCLAoGRfg

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by Juicyjoints

Welcome Juicyjoints !

Witnessing the Republicans and Democrats bicker over the U.S. debt, is like watching two drunks argue over a bar bill on the Titanic!

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep..

I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned , the dark meat and white..

But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation...

The thought of a snack became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door...

And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes...

Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round...

'Til all of a sudden I rose off the ground!

I crashed through the ceiling , floating into the sky...

With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees..

Happy Eating to all.. Pass the cranberries please.    

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by Juicyjoints

Hi Juicyjoints

When a hardened driving examiner steps into a rebellious 16 year-old's car,  just like a teen 

lol    

In Response to Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Bonnie

 Panderisms -   lol

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Poor preacher / "a wizard under the sheets." wow

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by JanieB

JanieB a good one lol

The10 Commandments of Grits 
 

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by Hal

Morning Hal

MORAL :Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.- (you got that 1 right)  

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall.

As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other , " I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you selling here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling a-- holes."

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left!"

Seniors---- don't mess with them. They didn't get old by being stupid!"   

In Response to Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by Littlemite

HI Shelby, Happy Holidays !

Medical Misinformation:

Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin, and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.

When you breathe, you inspire. When you don't breathe, you expire.

H20 is hot water, C02 is cold water.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

Mushrooms always grow in damp places, that's why they look like umbrellas.

For fainting: Rub the person's chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.