SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

        
          Bonnie and all- wishing you the best!

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

I'll Just kiss His Ass and Let Him Go  

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

Thanks Nell...the same to you and your family !

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

* A tip just in time for those Thanksgiving pies!

Granny Adams made such beautiful pies ! One day, I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?"

"Well, it's a family secret." she said. "But if you promise not to tell, I'll let you in on it."

"Okay," I said. "Tell me!"

"Well, first, I roll out the dough, making sure it is flat and even. Then I cut out the bottom layer and carefully put it in the plate and make sure it is firmly against the sides of the plate."

"Then I slowly pour in the filling, making sure it's not too full."

"Next, I cut out the top layer and carefully put it over the filling.

"Finally, I take out my teeth and just run them around the edge of the pie crust and they make the nicest even impressions you ever did see!"

In Response to Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY- " I didn't know THAT! by J0yce1

Hi Joyce1   I didn't know THAT! lol 🙂 

yes I've been of those types

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

May your stuffing be tasty....

May your turkey be plump...

May your potatoes and gravy,

Have never a lump.

May your yams be delicious...

And your pies take the prize...

And may your Thanksgiving dinner

Stay off your thighs!

PASS THIS ALONG TO ALL OF THE TURKEYS YOU MIGHT KNOW !!     

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer ", the old man says. We're sick and tired of each other,and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her. " And he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes over the phone....

"Like heck they're getting a divorce," she says. "I'll take care of this."

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man. "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing...DO YOU HEAR ME?" And then she hangs up.

The old man hangs up the phone, smiles and turns to his wife. "They're both coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way !" 

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

 H A P P Y  T H A N K S G I V I N G

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Happy Thanksgiving-to all

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

to all the Turkeys I know?

that will be along list nell