SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting all the facts and thinking things through, you'll love this!

Feeling it was time for a shake up, the newly hired CEO was determined to rid the company of all slackers...

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400. a week, why?"

The CEO said, "Wait right here," he walked back to his office, came back in two minutes and handed the guy $1600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks pay, Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO loked around the room and then asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"

From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery from Domino's"   

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Bonnie -thanks

If you've ever worked for a boss who-

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A man and woman were having a quiet romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands...

Their waitress, taking another order nearby, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.

The waitress went over to the table and said, "Pardon me ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table. The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't, he just walked in the door."   

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A lady was looking for a turkey, but couldn't find one big enough. So she asked the stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am...their dead!"

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

 "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A very HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all . May you all spend the holiday with family and friends. Enjoy !!   

Circulation

 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

 "Yes," the class said.

 "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

 A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by dustbusterz

A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm.

He stopped and asked the boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"

The boy replied, "What turkey?"

The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."

The boy looks down and said, "Well, lookie here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look, you know that turkey season is closed, so whatever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you."

The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!"     

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by dustbusterz

Circulation so that's what my problem is ?

Now I know     thanks dustbusterz

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

 kiss his ass and let him go!    lmbo