SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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How do you know when you're too old to wear a mini skirt?

Ans : When your boobs start showing.    

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An oldie, but a goodie.....

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She asked timidly, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing"?

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"

The grandmother,in her weak, tremulous voice said,  "Norma Findlay, room 302."

The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."

After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back normal and her Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."

The grandmother said," Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied," You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, " No, I'm Norma Findlay in room 302. No one tells me sh -- !!! "   

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A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital ~

lol

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SEX AT 73     

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How do you know when you're too old to wear a mini skirt? 

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Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel with huge camel humps..

He fell in love with and married a beautiful female camel who had 1 perfect camel hump.

As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby camel who had no humps !

They contemplated long and hard on what to call their beautiful little boy.

They finally decided on....................

ready???????

Humphrey.  

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Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys, their cell phone, and pinning the tail on the donkey...

But I'd bet everyone can find and push their snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time.  

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Bonnie

I must agree!nature made us do it!!

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little-Humphrey