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BonnieC10
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July 12, 2010

SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

  • July 12, 2010
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    BonnieC10Author
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    October 26, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

    A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish, and is nervous about hearing confessions. So he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

    The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

    The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand."

    The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

    The old priest says, "There now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying,"No sh--, what happened next?"      

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    BonnieC10Author
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    October 26, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

                NEW DAFFYNITION OF LIQUIDITY:

     

    Liquidity is when you look at your retirement funds, and wet your pants.  

    nell2
    nell2
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    October 26, 2011


    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by Fattaddison


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    I love it a good one        lol


     


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    Hal
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    October 27, 2011
    High Urinals 

    A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs ) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.


    When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.


    Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. 


    As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.. Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

    'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help.'


     

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    BonnieC10Author
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    October 27, 2011

    In Response to Grade Schoolers'' Day at the Race Track by Hal

    Re: urinals....   good one Hal.    

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    BonnieC10Author
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    October 27, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

    Patrick's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.

    After being in a coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees she's no longer pregnant. Frantically she asks the doctor about her baby.

    The doctor replies "Ma'am, you had twins..a boy and a girl. The babies are fine, however, they were poorly at birth , and had to be christened immediately, so your brother Patrick came in and named them.

    The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffrin' Jesus no, not me brother, he's a clueless idiot!"

    Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's me daughter's name?"

    "Denise," says the doctor.

    The new mother is somewhat relieved, "WOW, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about me brother, she thought ..."I really like Denise."

    Then she asks, "What's the boys' name?"

    The doctor replies............   "Denephew."   

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    BonnieC10Author
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    October 28, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

    Give us a sense of humor...

    Give us the grace to see a joke....

    To get some humor out of life..

    And pass it on to other folk !     

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    BonnieC10Author
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    October 28, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

     

                         An oldie, but a goodie !

     

    I was in the 6 item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had a cart piled high with groceries.

    Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward, looked into the cart , and asked......

    "So, which 6 items would you like to buy?"

     

    nell2
    nell2
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    October 28, 2011


    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10


    I was in the 6 item express lane at the store


    lol




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    BonnieC10Author
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    October 29, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

          HAPPY HALLOWEEN

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