SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for the teacher.

The grocer's son brought a basket full of assorted fruit.

The florist's son brought a pretty bouquet of flowers.

The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a box of candy.

The liquor store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine"? she guessed. "No", the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"

"No," said the little boy, "It's a puppy."   

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

"It's a puppy" lol

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Thank you Bonnie, Great group, I love humor. I look forward to sharing.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by Fattaddison

Fattaddison- for give me I didn't know you were a member of Share a  Joke - this group is full of -      nell

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

did i miss something? forgive what?

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Cowboy:    "Give me 3 pkgs. of condoms please."

Cashier:      " Do you need a paper bag for that, sir?"

Cowboy:    " Nah... she ain't that ugly!"     

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Happy Hour ~nap time,WOO-HOO!  

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by Fattaddison

A Police STOP at 1 AM  

An elderly man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where
he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time
of night?"   The man replies,"That would be my wife."     lol

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Cowboy  

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by Fattaddison