SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

 Why is getting old so funny- God answers "Knee Mail"      

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

Mike and Kathleen were married and there was an Irish Wedding Party.

At the wedding party, someone yelled, "All the married men, please stand next to the one who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was nearly crushed to death !

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

I'm on two diets. One doesn't give me enough to eat...  

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by Hal

  alot  bad things can be said about pedaphiles,but they slow down at school  

Hal  

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

My grandaughter asked me what it was like to be old....

So I told her.....

"Put cotton in your ears, pebbles in your shoes, pull on rubber gloves and smear vaseline over your glasses and there you have it !"    

Instant old age    

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

The reason politicians try so hard to get re-elected, is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed !  

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by Hal

a good one Hal   lol

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

WELCOME  Fattaddison ! Thanks for joining us, and hope to be able to exchange a few smiles with you.   

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A little known fact:

The 1st testicular guard, the 'cup' was used in a hockey game in 1874. The first helmet was used in 1974... that means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important !     

Ladies...... quit laughing!     

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

You know you're getting older when happy hour is a nap !