A Chinese guy, goes to a Jewish guy, to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish guy, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare, and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers.

Therefore he has to charge $50. for them. The Chinese guy buys 25 bras. He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty. The Jewish guy tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60. each.

The Chinese guy returns a month later and buys the Jewish guy's remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75. each ! The Jewish guy is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, "Please tell me, what do you do with all these black bras?"

The Chinese guy answers, "I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish people for $200. each."

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garrett96

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It was the first day of school after summer vacation.
The kids had all arrived in the high school sophomore English class, and were chatting away, making new friends.
THEN…In walked a very stern looking English teacher and a hush fell over the room as the kids scurried to their seats.

The stern teacher silently panned his gaze across all the kids.
After about a minute or so, he spoke...
"From the outset, I want you all to know that there are two words that are absolutely unacceptable in this classroom.
You cannot use them as you recite, or in any of your papers, tests, or homework.
Using these words even once, will get you a failing grade for that quarter.

The first one is "gross"
And the other one is "cool"
Are there any questions?"

After a few moments of silence, this gawky teen at the back of the room raises his hand,
and the teacher calls upon him.
In a pubescent croaking voice, the kid asks...

"So, what are they?"

LafinLady

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One morning, a grandmother was surprised to find that her 7-year-old grandson had made her coffee! Smiling, she choked down the worst cup of her life. When she finished, she found three little green Army men at the bottom. Puzzled, she asked, "Honey, what are these Army men doing in my coffee?" Her grandson answered, "Like it says on TV, Grandma. 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.'"

nell2

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A Chinese guy, goes to a Jewish guy, to buy black bras...

dustbusterz

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The Homone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands. Following is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!.

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

dustbusterz

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

love it . too funny

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