SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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dustbusterz 

Quitchur Bitchin. If you like this, repost. If you dont.... Suck It ------LOL

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BonnieC10     / a great one

5000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovels,

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thank you so much, so happy these jokes can bring a laugh.

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

This was written by a black gentleman in Texas...

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Sarah, the church gossip & self-appointed supervisor of members' morals, kept sticking her nose into óther people's business. Tho' some were unappreciative of her activities, they feared her enough to stay silent. But she made a mistake when she accused George, a new member, of being a drunk when she saw his truck parked outside the town's only bar one afternoon. She commented to George and anyone else that would listen about his "problem". George, a man of few words, just stared at her and walked away quietly. Later that evening, he simply parked his truck in front of Sarah's house........and left it there all night.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by curious347

Sarah, the church gossip & self-appointed supervisor of members' morals, kept sticking her nose into óther people's business.  Ha ha  yes. I Like it

Fishing

A game warden noticed how a particular fellow named Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else, whereas the other guys would only catch three or four a day. Sam would come in off the lake with a boat full. Stringer after stringer was always packed with freshly caught trout. The warden, curious, asked Sam his secret.

The successful fisherman invited the game warden to accompany him and observe. So the next morning the two met at the dock and took off in Sam's boat. When they got to the middle of the lake, Sam stopped the boat, and the warden sat back to see how it was done.

Sam's approach was simple. He took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the air. The explosion rocked the lake with such a force that dead fish immediately began to surface.

Sam took out a net and started scooping them up. Well, you can imagine the reaction of the game warden. When he recovered from the shock of it all, he began yelling at Sam.

"You can't do this! I'll put you in jail, buddy! You will be paying every fine there is in the book!"

Sam, meanwhile, set his net down and took out another stick of dynamite. He lit it and tossed it in the lap of the game warden with these words, "Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or are you going to fish?"

Marriage Problems

A man and woman were having marriage problems, and decided to end their union after a very short time together. After a most brief attempt to reconcile, the couple went to court to finalize their break-up.

The judge asked the husband, "What has brought you to this point, where you are not able to keep this marriage together?"

The husband said, "In the six weeks we've been together, we haven't been able to agree on one thing."

The wife said, "Seven weeks."

One-liners from Hollywood Squares

If you remember the original Hollywood Squares and its comics, these tidbits may bring tears of joy to your eyes!

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the Army.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q. When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.