SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by dustbusterz

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution...When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor.     

The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say "99".

The old guy obeys and says, "99".

The pretty doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, "99".

Again, the old guy says, "99".

The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly, I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say. "99".

The old guy begins, "One....Two....Three..."

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

4,5,6    ha ha this is great . 

 Thanks for sharing

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never let him down.

She will assure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do, to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room, and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible.....

No wait......SORRY..

I'm thinking of Bourbon, It's Bourbon that does all that sh--.

Never mind.......

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A real woman is a man's best friend.  This one is too funny ... LOL

Wife: 'What are you doing?'
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

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