SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

Thanks Nell....had a wonderful time.. the summer's going WAY to fast!  Hope you are having a good one also.  

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A big welcome to our new cyber friends !

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

This was written by a black gentleman in Texas...

WHEN YOU BLACK...U BLACK

WHEN I WAS BORN, I WAS BLACK.

WHEN I GREW UP, I WAS BLACK

WHEN I GO IN THE SUN, I STAY BLACK.

WHEN I GET COLD, I AM BLACK.

WHEN I AM SCARED, I AM BLACK.

WHEN I AM SICK, I AM BLACK.

AND WHEN I DIE, I'LL STILL BE BLACK....

NOW YOU 'WHITE' FOLKS......

WHEN YOU'RE BORN, YOUR  PINK

WHEN YOU GROW UP, YOU'RE WHITE

WHEN YOU GO IN THE SUN, YOU GET RED.

WHEN YOU'RE COLD YOU TURN BLUE.

WHEN YOU'RE SCARED, YOU'RE YELLOW.

WHEN YOU GET SICK, YOU'RE GREEN.

WHEN YOU BRUISE, YOU'RE PURPLE.

AND WHEN YOU DIE, YOU LOOK GRAY...

SO WHO Y'ALL TO BE CALLING US

COLORED FOLKS?       

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Bonnie  so glad you had a good vacation

a black gentleman in Texas... love it - lol

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

The economy is so bad that: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck???

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

5000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

When Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land to China. This deserves to be reposted...Thanks

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

BREAKING NEWS: The pity train has derailed at the intersection of suck it up and move on, then crashed into We All have problems before coming to a complete stop at Get the heck over it. Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1 800 waa~waaa. This is Dr. Sniffle reporting live from Quitchur Bitchin. If you like this, repost. If you dont.... Suck It Up Buttercup, Life doesn't always revolve around you.....I just had to borrow this one . How many will it fit...

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

what is six inches long lives in a mans pants and women love to blow it
don't be a perv its money

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Judge Judy to a prostitute:

"When did you realize you were raped?"

Prostitute (wiping away tears):

"When the check bounced."

The American public are beginning to reach the same conclusion.   

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Maxine says:

"The only sure things in life are death and taxes...

Too bad they aren't in that order."