SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

            LMBO 

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

                WARN ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS

Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys......

Rum and ice will ruin your liver......

Gin and ice will ruin your brain.......

Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart......

Coke and ice will ruin your teeth......

Apparently ice is lethal ! Lay off the ice.   

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Smilin' is infectious,

You catch it like the flu...

When someone smiled at me today,

I started smilin' too!

I passed around a corner,

And someone saw my grin...

When he smiled, I realized I'd passed it

On to him..

I thought about that smile

Then realized its' worth...

A single smile just like the flu

could travel around the earth!

So if you feel a smile begin,

Don't leave it undetected...

Let's start an epidemic.

And get everyone infected..    

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

                    LORD BLESS MY

                    ONLINE FRIENDS.

                                       AMEN

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

  infected ..  lol

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

 

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling a little hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

TOURIST.................................. $5.00

BROILED MISSIONARY.......... $ 10.00

FRIED EXPLORER................... $ 15.00

BAKED DEM. OR REP............  $ 100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked why such a price for a politician?

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of sh-- it takes all day !      

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Bonnie    I love it  lol 🙂

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked why such a price for a politician?  got that 1 right-

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

                         OVER QUALIFIED

A woman applied for a job in a Florida lemon grove, and seemed to be too qualified for the job given her liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and her jobs as a social worker and school teacher.

The foreman said, "Have you had any actual experience picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact I have ,"  she said. "I've been divorced three times... I owned two Chryslers, and I voted for Obama."  

Life is sexually transmitted.