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BonnieC10
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July 12, 2010

SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

  • July 12, 2010
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    nell2
    nell2
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    July 18, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

       Bonnie 

      a good one -  

                    Smiley
                

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    BonnieC10Author
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    July 19, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

                            HOW DRY IS IT?

     

    It's so dry in Texas the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling.....

    The Methodists are using wet wipes....

    The Presbyterians are giving out rain checks....

    And the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back to water !    

    nell2
    nell2
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    July 19, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

      How dry is it- it is dry & HOT as hell here! 

     our temp. are about-104° to 106°

     

        

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    BonnieC10Author
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    July 22, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

    Good morning Nell....

    You just made me feel cooler by telling us of your 106 temp!   It was 96 here yesterday. LOL

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    BonnieC10Author
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    July 22, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

    Some days you're the kid with the stick...

    Some days you're the pinata!   

    nell2
    nell2
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    July 22, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

      HOW DRY IS IT? -that will take care of all the Presbyterian Methodists Catholics Baptists lol 

          Smiley

               

     

     

     

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    BonnieC10Author
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    July 23, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

    FACT:

    Heat makes objects expand.....

    So there you have it...

    I'm not overweight, I'm just HOT !!!     

    nell2
    nell2
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    July 23, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

    Bonnie

    Fact 

    I have to send this one to my step son

    lmbo!

     

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    BonnieC10Author
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    July 24, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY FACT by nell2

                            GREAT WALL SIGN

    Bless those who do not need to have everything right this minute !

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    BonnieC10Author
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    July 25, 2011

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY FACT by nell2

                            RIDDLE OF THE DAY

    Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one....

    Michael J. Fox has a small one....

    Madonna doesn't have one.............

    The Pope has one but never uses it......

    Clinton uses his all the time..................

    Obama is one...........................

    Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.........

    Cher claims she took on three..............

    Liberace never used his......................

    Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his...

    We never saw Lucy use Desi's...............

    What is it??

    Give up???

    Ans:

    A last name.   What were you thinking?  

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