SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Welcome Ronminer97 !

A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde. "Do you need a lift?" "Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already, so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me?" I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to." said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when he suddenly was horrified to see the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes, he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What the hell are you doing here?" he demanded. "I gave you $100 to take them to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did, " said the blonde, "But we had money left over, so now we're going to Sea World."    

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A nurse was on duty in the ER when a young woman was brought in who had purple hair and tattooes. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitus, so she scheduled her for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep Off the Grass."

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

 Bonnie  

the surgeon wrote a short note-lmbo    

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

While driving in Pa., our family caught up to an Amish buggy. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back was a hand painted sign......   

 ENERGY EFFICIENT VEHICLE. RUNS ON OATS AND GRASS. CAUTION! DO NOT STEP IN THE EXHAUST.   

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

 

       an Amish buggy ~ lol   

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY lol by nell2

Mornin' to you too !

Rumor has it, that Anthony Weiner is going to run for President. He has asked Attorney General Eric Holder to be his running mate. Get your Weiner/Holder bumper stickers early before they 're all gone !

(You knew it was coming)    

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Weiner/Holder bumper stickers early before they 're all gone- lmbo

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

If I had a like button to click, I would click here.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

I laughed while sitting alone at my computer. If I had a like button--I would clicke it.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by gravenstuk

Welcome Gravenstuk !

He said to me......  Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?

I said to him........  They already have boyfriends.    

He said to me........ What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said to him....... A widow.       

He said to me..........  Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him........  Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home see what's in bed and go to the fridge!