In a very deep husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6ft.tall 175lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karaté.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional wrestler.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

"Now, think about it seriously, cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters....

"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times !"

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A little Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, " Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: " Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increase."

"The first, is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban, he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: " The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: " Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: " Jor huzband did."

Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh, he did did he?"

Maria: " The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

"And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No, Senora....The gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A little Mexican maid asked for a pay incress $$ a good one lol

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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.....

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me." she told him.

"Oh, no.. I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes." the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to his side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several moments and asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."

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Never approach a bull from the front,

A horse from the rear...

Or a fool from any direction.

"Danny Saradon"

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I just got off the phone with a friend in No. Dakota. He said that since early this morning, it's been snowing and it's nearly waist high and still falling.

The temperature is dropping below zero and the north wind is picking up dramatically.

His wife has done nothing but peer through the kitchen window. He says if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.