I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make you some goodies for me to leave under the tree at Christmas.

I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling around with the 10 ladies dancing. The 11 Lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a'swimming. The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds,3 French hens,2 turtle doves, and the partridge in a pear tree, have me up to my sled runners in bird sh-- !

On top of this..Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can't read a calendar, have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.

Maybe next year I will be able to get my sh-- together and bring you the things you want.

This year I suggest you get your a$$e$ down to Walmart before everything is gone.

Love,

Santa

nell2

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

MESSAGE FROM SANTA
I have been watching you very closely watching me?

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BonnieC10Author

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

Nell... you betcha!! LOL

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

According to the Alaska Dept. of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore...according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl !

We should've known...ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-a$$ man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost !

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1. You believe in Santa Claus.

2. You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3. You ARE Santa Claus.

4. You look like Santa Claus !