SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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"I've been trying a few "Cowboy Cookbook" recipes....

And I've got the saddlebags to prove it!"

"As far as I'm concerned, any day the relatives visit is Turkey Day."

Maxine

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

The Supreme Court has ruled that they can not have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reason. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Jay Leno

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

The Supreme Court has ruled nell   

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A little old lady walks up to the airline desk clerk. "Can I help you ma'am?" the clerk asks.

"Oh, I'm not flying anywhere," she replies. "I'm just here for the pat down."  

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

the snap dragon part of my life....  a good one lol

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

I've entered the snap dragon part of my life.... Part of me has snapped, and the rest of me is draggin'    

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

According to the TSA,  they don't grope, they do "Freedom pats".    

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Since Nancy Pelosi will no longer be Speaker fo the House, she's forced to give up her private jet to make those trips from Washington,D.C. to San Fransico.

She'll now be flying South West, because "bags fly free."     

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Maxine says:

"I sold my hair to buy your Christmas present this year....both legs !  "

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Dear Santa,

I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do?

Love, Teddy

Dear Teddy,

Look, your dad's banging the sitter like a screen door in a hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid mom, who rides his a$$ constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead.

Santa