SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by JanieB

Hey Janie..... thanks for posting. Keep em' coming ! LOL   HAPPY HOLIDAYS .

Bonnie

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I love Thanksgiving , it's the only day when big thighs are a good thing.    

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

  big thighs are a good thing.

       

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

THANKSGIVING ACCORDING TO MAXINE:

When making Thanksgiving dinner, do your giblets end up in the gravy?

Or do you wear a bra when you cook?    

If you get up early and go Christmas shopping on Black Friday, you can save a ton of money. Of course, if you roll over and say. Screw shopping this year, you can save even more."  

This year we're having a stress-free Thanksgiving dinner. I stuffed the turkey with prozac.    

The only difference between a plague of ocusts and my relatives is that the locusts don't hang around and watch TV after the food is gone.  

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

MORE MAXINE:

If my relatives wanted me to be truly thankful, they'd all do the cooking.

My secret for great stuffing, is to let someone else make it.

For the holidays, I bring out all of my traditional family recipes...that really keeps the guest list down.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A tough old cowboy from south Texas counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning....   

The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103 when he died.

He left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15 ft. hole where the crematorium used to be.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

That's,good old MaxineMy secret for great stuffing

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As the Thanksgiving season approaches, remember:

All it takes is one undercooked turkey, and you'll be the "dinner rolls" and "soda" person for life.

Maxine

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

What do you call a deer with one eye?

ans:    I have no eye deer.      

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

    a one eyed dear