SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A school teacher once a month has a 'sticker' day. She gives each child a sticker and asks them to write a story about it. On this day she gave a little boy a sticker with a horse on it, and his story is below..  As you can imagine he mispelled the word which changed the context of the story completely.

STICKER STORY       HORES

              I like hores. Hores have other hores frinds. Hores like carrots. You wouldn't think they coud, but they can put thir legs strait up. Hores make you feel good. My dad wants a hores but my mom says no. When I am 16 or 20 I will buy my own hores.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

        I like hores ---   lol

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage at Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leans towards Mrs. Pelosi and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?" Pelosi replied, "I sincerely doubt that. Show me!"

So the Pope backhanded the bi---.  The crowd went wild.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Jack here Bonnie after many moons. Long story..The drunker I sit here the longer I get and you better see a Dr. cause your face is very blurry.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by jwfdret

OMG !!!    Jack, how are you?   It's sure has been 'many moons" LOL Nice to see a post from you. Take it from me, the blurry photo is the best one I own !...LOL  Take care and keep in touch.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A game warden was driving down the road, when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy "where did you get that turkey?"

The boy replied, " what turkey?" The game warden said, "The one you're carrying under your arm." The boy looked down and said, "Well, lookie here, a turkey done roosted under my arm!"

The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed and whatever you do to that turkey I'm gonna' do to you!. If you break his legs, I'll break yours. If you break his wings, I'll break your arms. So what are you gonna do with him?"

"Gee," said the boy, "I guess I'll just kiss his a$$ and let him go." 

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

                  WISDOM FROM GRANDPA

It's hard to understand how a cemetery raised it's burial rates and blamed it on the cost of living....

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Maxine says:

Any day that relatives visit, is "turkey day."     

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

One day God was looking down at the Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior going on...

He sent one of his angels to earth to look into it. When the angel returned he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth. 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not. God was not pleased, so He decided to e-mail the 5 % that were good because He wanted to encourage them and give them something to keep them going...

Do you know what the e-mail said?

Ok, I was just wondering...I didn't get one either.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Smilin' is infectious, you catch it like the flu...

When someone smiled at me today,

I started smilin' too !

I passed around a corner and someone saw my grin...

When he smiled I realized I'd passed it on to him.

I thought about that smile, then realized its' worth..

A single smile just like mine could travel around the earth !

So if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected,...

Let's start an epidemic and get the world infected !