SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by dustbusterz

A blonde was weed-a-whacking her yard, and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat, who was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, to Walmart...

Why? Hellooooooo

Walmart is the largest "re- tailer" in the world!

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Hi Bonnie

I've been having PC problems also mine is running sloweek

 Mirror Mirror on the wall..... What the @#%* happened??                      lol

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

  Walmart is the largest "re- tailer"   lol 

  poor kitty see no tail  !

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Walmart is the largest "re- tailer" in the world!   

You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When...

*Juan Valdez names his donkey after you

*You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked

*You grind your coffee beans in your mouth

*You sleep with your eyes open

*You have to watch videos in fast-forward

*You lick your coffee pot clean

*Your eyes stay open when you sneeze

*The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse

*You can type sixty words a minute with your feet

*You can jump-start your car without cables

*Your only sources of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low"

*You don't sweat, you percolate

*You've worn out the handle on your favorite coffee mug

*You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee

*You've worn the finish off you coffee table

*The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you

*Starbuck's owns the mortgage on your house

*You're so wired you pick up FM radio

*Your life's goal is to "amount to a hill of beans"

*Instant coffee takes too long

*You want to be cremated just so you can spend eternity in a coffee can

*You name your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"

*Your lips are permanently stuck in the sipping position

*Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by dustbusterz

                                   QUIZ

Are you a male or female?

Not sure?

Have a look further down to find out.......

Not in the E-mail you dufuss !!

I worry about you sometimes !    

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

An elderly man is stopped by the police about 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks.. "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies..... "That would be my wife."

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

   Have a terrific Tuesday everyone.  

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by dustbusterz

 dustbustez

You Know You Have Had Too Much Coffee When...

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

     Bonnie- a good one lol I snaged it