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SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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July 12, 2010
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KNOCK, KNOCK… I Wonder Who That Could Be?

There was a knock on the door this morning.

I opened it and there was a young man standing there who said, "I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

I said, "Come in and sit down. Now, what do you want to talk about"?

He said, "Damned if I know. I never got this far before."

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These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world

Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye."

And, upon hearing Joe Jacoby of the 'Skins say "I'd run over my own mother to win the Super Bowl," Matt Millen of the Raiders said, "To win, I'd run over Joe's mom too."

Shaquille O'Neal, on his lack of championships: "I've won at every level, except college and pro."

Greg Norman Golfer: I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. (1975)

Lee Trevino: You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Lord Mancroft: There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. (1974)

Kevin Keegan: When he was the England soccer manager. 'Chile have three options - they could win or they could lose.'

nell2

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by dustbusterz

Lena's Divorce love it lmbo

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

Lena's Divorce love it

Thanks for likign this one

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Funny Real Money Quotes

Woody Allen: "Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."

Rodney Dangerfield: "I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ... I'd have nothing to play with."
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Yogi Berra: "A nickel ain't worth a dime any more."

George Raft: "Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly."

Franklin Jones:: "A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist."

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The Rejection Letter

Dear Mr. Kelly:
Thank you for your letter of April 17.

... After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Acme Inc.'s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely, I. Knoworkski

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by dustbusterz

The Rejection Letter ~ MSN Instant Messenger Smileys and their keyboard shortcuts