SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by dustbusterz

WITH EACH PASSING YEAR, MOONING SOMEONE BECOMES A BIGGER AND BIGGER INSULT.....    

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

We are all familar with a Herd of cows, a Flock of chickens, a  School of fish and a Gaggle of geese...

However, less widely known is a Pride of Lions, a Murder of Crows ( as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens)  an Exhaltation of doves and presumably because they look so wise, a Parliament of Owls.

Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous,most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not.... a Congress !

I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington !