SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

                Redneck Rules to live by

A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.

Do not allow the dog to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are.

While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.

Even if you live alone, deoderant is not a waste of good money.

Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewerly and alter the taste of finget foods.

Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still rude to drive a U-Haul to the funeral.      

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Redneck Rules to live by ~ lol

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

I love it-Bonniemenopause is mentioned in the Bible

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

Hi Nell....

Can't sleep??

Try counting your blessings !    

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

                         HEALTH MESSAGE

1.   If walking/cycling is good for your health, the Postman should be immortal!

2.   A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks only water and is FAT !

3.  A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4.  A tortoise doesn't run, does nothing, yet lives 450 years !   

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

                  I'm counting....  

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

Nell..... Gotta love that old Maxine..

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

                              ADULT TRUTHS

1.   I think part of a best friend's job should be to competely clean your computer history when you die...

2.  I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

3.  I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

4.  I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

5.  I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday nights, more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

6.  Bad decisions make good stories.

7. How many times is is appropriate to say, "What" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they say?

8.  Can we just all agree to ignore whatevercomes after "Blue Ray"? I don't want to have to restart my collection.... again!

9.  There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

10.  Nothing sucks more than the moment during an argument, when you realize you're wrong...

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

  Adult Truths~ pretty damn cute

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Whenever I'm going through a tough time, I try meditating....

That's the same thing as 'ignoring people', except you do it while sitting crosslegged on the floor....