Opening Line

A man walks down the street

He says “Why am I soft in the middle, now?”

You can call me Al, Paul Simon

Double dipping with this one:

For What It's Worth - Buffalo Springfield

There's something happening here
But what it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware

C'mon there are commercials for supplemental antidepressants (that means they don't replace, they are ADDED TO existing medications) on the T.V..  A naturally occurring event, The Pandemic, is blamed for the design and implementation failings of 'The Economy', a manufactured reality, that is changeable and adaptable.

...Oh well, it's Wednesday...guess it's time to get over it.

How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?-Dylan 

"Feels Like the First Time" - Foreigner

"I would climb any mountain, sail across the stormy sea
If that's what it takes me baby, to show how much you mean to me"

"Ride, ride my see-saw, take this place on this trip just for me" Ride my see-saw

Moody Blues

I should have known you’d bid me farewell

There’s a lesson to be learned from this and I learned it very well

Now I know you’re not the only starfish in the sea

If I never hear your name again it’s all the same to me

Red Rubber Ball - The Cyrcle

Now when you’re feelin’ low and the fish

won’t bite

You need a little bit o’ soul to put you right

Little Bit ‘O Soul, Music Explosion

We’re so sorry, Uncle Albert

We’re so sorry if we caused you any pain…

Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey - Paul & Linda McCartney

Got on board a westbound 747

Didn’t think before deciding what to do

It never rains in Southern California 

Albert Hammond

Well, it's a marvelous night for a moondance
With the stars up above in your eyes
A fantabulous night to make romance
'Neath the cover of October skies

Moondance-Van Morrison