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We of a certain age have been blessed to live in changeful times. For a child each new word is like a shiny toy, a toy that has no age.

We at the other end of the Chronological arc have the advantage of remembering there are words that once did not exist and there were words that once strutted their hour upon the earthly stage and now are heard no more, except in our collective memory. it's one of the greatest advantages of aging.

 

"See ya later alligator!

After a while crocodile! "

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WHEN I WAS A CHILD, I WAS TOLD ANYONE COULD BECOME PRESIDENT.... I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE IT !

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At my age, my number one fashion question is:

 

"Can you nap in it?"

 

 

Maxine

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Teacher:     "Whats' the difference between ignorance and apathy?"

Student:      "I don't know, and I don't care."

 

Beautician to client:    "I'll see you pretty soon.."

 

What are you going to be when you get out of school?    Old.

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"They hold elections in November,

because it's the best time to

pick out a turkey " 

 

Maxine

 

                GET OUT AND

                    VOTE   !!!

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"Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other."

 

John F. Kennedy

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TRY OUR SUNDAYS

THEY ARE BETTER

THAN BASKIN-ROBBINS

 

CAN'T SLEEP?

TRY COUNTING

YOUR BLESSINGS.

 

TRY JESUS

IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM

THE DEVIL

WILL ALWAYS

TAKE YOU BACK

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FYI.... If you made any promises during the bottom of the 9th inning...

 

Services start at 10 a.m. Sunday Morning. Woman Frustrated

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I bought some tablets to help build my strength up.

 

But I can't get the friggin' lid off!

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"Grandma... do you call us honey just 'cause you can't remember our names?"

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