SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to Jack and Jill went up the hill by nell2

Hmmmmmmm..........   LOLOLOLOLOLOL  !

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

                                  MORE TWISTED NURSERY RHYMES

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the King's horses,

An all the King's men,

Had scrambled eggs

For breakfast again.    

Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle

All over the bedside clock....

The little dog laughed to see such fun,

Then died of electric shock.    

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry....

And when the boys came out to play...

He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.    

There was a little girl, who had a little curl,

Right in the middle of her forehead....

When she was good, she was very,very good.

But when she was bad......

She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.   

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

The reason a dog has so many friends..

He wags his tail instead of his tongue.

Character is like a tree, and reputation like a shadow.

The shadow is what we think of it, and the tree the real thing.

Abe Lincoln

Grandad was reminicsing about the good old days....

"When I was a lad, momma would send me down to the corner store with a dollar and I'd come back with 5lbs. of potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 qts. of milk, a lb. of cheese , a packet of tea and a half dozen eggs...

You can't do that now, too darn many security cameras!     

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Grandad was reminicsing about the good old days.... lol   The thing about the good old days,is Jim  tell's  about them ever day      just- nell

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

       PEACE STARTS WITH A SMILE....

Don't let your worries get you down, remember Moses was once a basket case...

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

                     MY DOG LIVES HERE

My dogs live here, they're here to stay...

you don't like pets, be on your way. They

share my home, my food, my space. This is

their home, this is their place.

You will find dog hair on the floor, they will

alert you're at the door. They may request a

little pat, a simple 'no' will settle that.

It gripes me when I hear some say, 'just how is it you live this way?" They smell, they shed, they're

in the way, "WHO ASKED YOU? is all I say...

They love me more than anyone, my voice is like

the rising sun. they merely have to hear me say,

"C'mon , time to go and play" then tails wag and faces grin,

they bounce and hop and make a din. They never

say "no time for you", they're always there to GO and DO !

And if I'm sad, They're by my side, and if I'm mad?

They circle wide, and if I laugh, they laugh with me

they understand , they always see.

So once again, I say to you come visit me, but

know this too....

My dogs live here, they're here to stay.

You don't like pets, be on your way.

They share my home, my food,

my space, this is their home,

this is their place.

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In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

I love itdoes it refer to Cats also......lol nell

In Response to Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

 If you laugh,you'll go straight to hell...." lol nell

just popping my head in.....to say hello............back for who knows how long.......will save a good joke that comes my way for in here soon.........ya'all be good now.!!!!!!!!!