WHAT WAS THE WORST THING YOU DID AS A CHILD TO WARRANT A SPANKING?
My parents kind of spoiled me and I took advantage of being an only child.
On a trip to a local retail store, I saw a cool looking white wool jacket and begged my parents to buy it for me.
The price tag was $50 in the late 1950's which would translate to an extremely expensive jacket today.
They broke down, bought me the jacket, with specific instructions not to play while wearing it.
Of course the first thing I did was play football in the jacket. I was tackled, slid along the grass, and soiled the jacket.
A grass stain , you say.
NOPE........
I had slid through a giant pile of dog diarrhea. Jacket ruined.
Man, did I get a whooping.