Daily Quote II

Love is like a

boomerang:

Just throw it out

and

It will come back...

to you.

Lydia

No matter what, remember....

Amen to that!

A homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house. "You did a great job." he said and handed the man a check. "Also, as a bonus, here's an extra $100 to take the missus out to dinner and a movie."

Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. "What's the matter," asked the homeowner, "did you forget something?"

"No," replied the painter. "I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner

and a movie like you asked."