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October 11, 2017

What Songs Would You Retire?

  • October 11, 2017
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Should "American Pie" be put out to pasture? Has John Lennon's "Imagine" been imagined one too many times? What songs would you retire?

 

If I hear that song one more time!
I was at a restaurant recently when "Cats In The Cradle," a mid-'70s song by Harry Chapin, came on. It's the one about a dad too busy for his son, and ends with the son growing up to be too busy for his dad. Anyway, the thought hit me, "Do I really ever have to hear this song again?" It's a well-crafted tune, but please: can't we just retire it?!

And so a show is born. On this edition of All Songs Considered, "Hallelujah! The Songs We Should Retire."

 

http://www.npr.org/sections/allsongs/2017/10/10/556692186/hallelujah-the-songs-we-should-retire?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_content=2037

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      DarcyFarrow
      DarcyFarrow
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      June 22, 2020

      My Humps (Black Eyed Peas) and any other songs featuring "lady lumps," "junk in the trunk" or "coco puff"

       

        BobH07
        BobH07
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        June 22, 2020

        I wouldn't retire any music. Every song, every type has different meaning to different people.

        Who are we to judge!

          DarcyFarrow
          DarcyFarrow
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          September 4, 2020

          Songs that have been rewritten to be used in a commercial, e.g. Pilot's "Magic"--> "Ozempic"

            millineutron
            millineutron
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            September 4, 2020

            I haven't read through all these yet, so these might have already been mentioned, but "Angel of the Morning" has always been an annoying song that somehow manages to be sappy and pathetic at the same time. Not judging anybody, just don't even like anything about the way it sounds, to be honest.

             

            Also, a few years ago my husband requested that I make him a doo wop mix CD, with songs I picked out with his approval before adding to the list. (He doesn't do Spotify.) He loves that CD and plays it over and over, which I'm glad, but every time it gets to "Silouettes" by the Rays, I start thinking crazy thoughts like, "What? Is this dude stalking his girlfriend, walking by her house late at night? And then he thinks he sees her with somebody else, so he's about to go bust her front door down? And then when it turns out he was just on the wrong block, he goes directly to her actual house and then TELLS HER that he almost went violent on the wrong house ... is this like a thinly veiled threat?"  Let's please retire that one, whoever is in charge of universal playlists!! (Or else just use it in the sound track to a horror flick!)

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              JohnD131536
              Community Champion ⭐⭐
              September 4, 2020

              Mandy - Barry Manilow

                EricC28201
                EricC28201
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                March 12, 2023

                In keeping with the sage obsevations of @BobH07 I'll limit my 'Retirement' suggestion just to songs I, personally, could go the rest of My Life without ever hearing again. Starting with:

                 

                Stayin' Alive - The Bee Gees

                 

                Note: This assumes "Retire" means relegated to an Archive, not annihilated!

                 

                P.S. Gotta say it's a little surprising that almost the whole list from the Blackballed by #MeToo topic isn't here.

                  MaVolta
                  MaVolta
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                  March 13, 2023

                  LOL - That, and pretty much anything from the disco era, for me! Wasn’t much of a disco music fan, anyway. 

                   

                  “When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.” - Jimi Hendrix
                    EricC28201
                    EricC28201
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                    March 14, 2023

                    Not a big Disco fan myself...although I get a kick out of The Red Hot Chili Peppers' and Korn's covers of Rollercoaster of Love and Word Up.

                    BeatleloverKT
                    BeatleloverKT
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                    March 12, 2023

                    Welcome to the jungle, Guns ‘n Roses

                    (Not a fan of them and this song is like

                    nails on a chalkboard to me)

                      Vexed
                      Vexed
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                      March 12, 2023

                      Only for me personally, is "Little Red Corvette". There is nothing wrong with the song. It is just that when it first came out, it was played on the radio stations nearly every five minutes. So I got burnt out on it. The same thing happens with food sometimes.  😃

                        Therapist4u
                        Therapist4u
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                        March 14, 2023

                        Hi @Vexed 😃

                        Just 4 U!

                        A shiny red 1958 Chevrolet Corvette! ♥️

                        A shiny red 1958 Chevrolet Corvette

                         

                          Vexed
                          Vexed
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                          March 14, 2023

                          Aw shucks @Therapist4u . 😎

                            MaVolta
                            MaVolta
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                            March 13, 2023

                            I came to despise these two songs because they were overplayed. Seems like every time I turned on the radio, then off they went!

                             

                            1973 it was La Grange by ZZ Top

                            1980 and then some, Another One Bites the Dust by Queen

                             

                            Today, I can listen to Bites the Dust and it doesn’t bother me, but no thanks to La Grange, now or ever! I still hate that song!

                             

                            “When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.” - Jimi Hendrix
                              EricC28201
                              EricC28201
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                              March 14, 2023

                              Still can't listen to Another One Bites The Dust, but the ZZ Top song, for me, is Cheap Sunglasses.  It's catchy...liked it the first 99,999 times...then it was like 'Oh Not Again'.

                                BeatleloverKT
                                BeatleloverKT
                                Community Champion ⭐⭐⭐
                                March 13, 2023

                                Gloria, multiple artists

                                This song was overplayed so much back in the day that they made me hate it. That plus I worked with a Gloria back in the day and she was as mean as mean could be!

                                  EricC28201
                                  EricC28201
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                                  March 14, 2023

                                  In the 'Played to Death' catagory for me it would be:

                                   

                                  Running On Empty - Jackson Browne

                                    BeatleloverKT
                                    BeatleloverKT
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                                    March 14, 2023

                                    Love don’t cost a thing, Jennifer Lopez

                                    Actually ANYTHING that she sings

                                    She’s an ok actress, but her singing leaves 

                                    a lot to be desired imo

                                      MaVolta
                                      MaVolta
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                                      March 14, 2023

                                      @BeatleloverKT  - I’m not familiar with any of her songs. Have seen her on tv a few times, and can’t say that I wanna be! I saw her perform with another pop star with similar style, and all they did was the ooooooohoohooohooohooh ooooooohoooohooooh thing back and forth. 😳

                                       

                                      “When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.” - Jimi Hendrix
                                        BeatleloverKT
                                        BeatleloverKT
                                        Community Champion ⭐⭐⭐
                                        March 14, 2023

                                        That’s pretty much all she does lol

                                          MaVolta
                                          MaVolta
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                                          March 14, 2023

                                          I almost always had the radio on when doing my homework. In the early 60’s I got so sick of Paul and Paula, Hey Paula, I want to marry you, Hey Paul, I want to marry you, too.  So get married and shut up already! Turns off radio. 😣

                                           

                                           

                                          “When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.” - Jimi Hendrix
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