What song should never be played at a wedding?

Marry You - Bruno Mars

A little less brazen than Why Don't We Get Drunk, but similarly irreverent.

"It's a beautiful night. We're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you. Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice?"

Why can’t this be love, Van Halen

Born To Run:  Bruce

"I hate myself for loving you"  Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Papa don’t preach, Madonna

Mamma Mia - ABBA

Throwing it all away, Genesis

Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood

Why don’t we get drunk, Jimmy Buffett 😢

Life in Dark Water - Al Stewart