What song should never be played at a wedding?

Life In The Fast Lane - The Eagles

Waiting on a friend, Stones

What's Love Got To Do With It:  Tina Turner

The Weather Is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful - Jimmy Buffet

Most Likely You Go Your Way (And I'll Go Mine)-Bob Dylan 

I’m not in love, 10cc

(You're Having) My Baby:  Paul Anka   (this would have been a good post a few decades ago...shotgun weddings and all that)

"I Hate Everything About You" - Three Days Grace

She’s gone, Hall&Oates

She Hates Me - Puddle of Mud

The band dropped the explitive from the title, but not the lyrics.