SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair...

Said Simple Simon to the pie man,

what do you have there?

Said the pie man unto Simon,

"Pies, you dumb a$$!"      

Maxine says:

"Nothing makes me feel better than a mud mask. Especially if the person I give it to doesn't see it coming."

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Bonnie

Women will never be equal to men love it  nell

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

                     7 MENOPAUSAL DWARFS

ITCHY

BITCHY

SWEATY

BLOATY

SLEEPY

FORGETFUL

PSYCHO

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

Bonnie  cute-

7 MENOPAUSAL DWARFS

 ITCHY

 BITCHY

 SWEATY

 BLOATY

 SLEEPY

 FORGETFUL I'm this one nell

PSYCHO

 

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly 

 A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 

 'What are you doing?' She asked.
 'Hunting Flies'  He responded.

  'Oh! Killing any?'  She asked.

 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. 
 Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?'

 He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on  the phone.

 

I suffer from some mental health issues( depression) and these jokes each day is the best medicane  I could use. No side effects except for a big smile Thanks many times over everyone.

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by libbyboi

libbyboi    health issues-depression-I just love to start my day with a good lol  nell

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by libbyboi

                           TIP OF THE DAY

          Never fry bacon

          when you're naked....

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

LAISSEZ  LES BON TEMP ROULER.... (let the good times roll)

HAPPY MARDI GRAS TO

ALL !!     

In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

A blonde goes into a coffee shop, and notices a 'peel & win" sticker on her coffee mug.

So she peels it off and starts screaming "I won a motor home", "I won a motor home!".....

The waitress says that's impossible, the biggest prize is a free lunch. But the blonde keeps on screaming..."I won a motor home, I won a motor home!"....

Finally the manager comes over and says "Ma'am  I'm sorry, but you're mistaken, you couldn't have possibly won a motor home , as we didn't have that as a prize."

The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake" and she hands him the ticket. He reads.......

'WINABAGEL' !