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BonnieC10
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July 12, 2010

SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

  • July 12, 2010
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    BonnieC10Author
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    September 13, 2010

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

    A couple had been married for 50 years..

    They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together!"

    "I know," the old man said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."....

    "Well, " snickered Granny, "Let's relive some old times."

    Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey", the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

    "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps...."One's in your coffee, and the other is in your oatmeal!"      

    nell2
    nell2
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    September 13, 2010

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

    Bonnie         

    A couple had been married for 50 years  cute! 

              LOL Graphic #23

                         

                         

    BonnieC10Author
    Community Champion ⭐⭐
    September 14, 2010

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

    Female Pharmacist to customer:

     

    "Is it the ball-type deoderant you want ,Sir?"

    Customer:

    "Oh no, miss... it's for my under arms."

    J0yce1
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    September 14, 2010

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

    I enjoyed the laughs! 

     

    Another oldie, but still funny..??

     

    Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.

    Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

    Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car . . a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner . . A marvellous dinner - lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show .. let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"

    Dorothy: "Goodness gracious! . . . So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

    Edna: "No, no, no . . . I'm just saying, wear an old dress.
     
    nell2
    nell2
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    September 14, 2010

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by J0yce1

    Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows are talking.  lol  a good one Bonnie

     How do you like new coffee cup

    BonnieC10Author
    Community Champion ⭐⭐
    September 15, 2010

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by nell2

     

    Good morning, Nell.....

    Gotta love that cup ! 

    Have a great day, thanks for posting.    

     

    Bonnie

    BonnieC10Author
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    September 15, 2010

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

    HERE'S YOUR SIGN......

     

    SEPTIC TRUCK:

                "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

     

    PLUMBER'S TRUCK:

                 "We repair what your hubby fixed."

     

    ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK :

                    "Let us remove your shorts."

     

    RESTAURANT WINDOW:

    "Don't just stand there and be hungry, come on in and be fed up."

    J0yce1
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    September 15, 2010

    In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

     
    A guy walks into a bar. A horse behind the bar serving drinks. The guy is just staring at the horse, when the horse says, "What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse serving drinks before?" The guy says, "Honestly, no. I never thought the parrot would sell the place."
     
     
     
    nell2
    nell2
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    September 15, 2010

     In Response to RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY by BonnieC10

    xBonnie C10  do you want your name on a cup? just say ok and I will make you one   nell

     here is your sign a good one lol

    BonnieC10Author
    Community Champion ⭐⭐
    September 16, 2010

    In Response to RE "Why the long face?" by J0yce1

    Welcome Joyce.....

    Have a great day, and thanks for posting

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