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Vexed
Vexed
Community Champion ⭐⭐⭐
May 28, 2026 3:20 AM UTC

Humor of Complaints - We Need a Laugh

 

 

After the influx of complaints lately, I thought we could use a few laughs about the subject.

 

  

 

 

What ones can you find?

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      SummerOnTheWay1
      SummerOnTheWay1
      May 28, 2026 11:17 AM UTC

      "I don't hang up on people... my system just 'disconnects'."

      👣 Remember to take 1 step at a time!!!
        SummerOnTheWay1
        SummerOnTheWay1
        May 28, 2026 11:15 AM UTC

        "Customer service is the art of convincing a person they aren't a moron without actually calling them a moron."

        👣 Remember to take 1 step at a time!!!
          SummerOnTheWay1
          SummerOnTheWay1
          May 28, 2026 11:14 AM UTC

          "In a call center, 'one moment please' translates to 'deep breathing time'."

          👣 Remember to take 1 step at a time!!!
            SummerOnTheWay1
            SummerOnTheWay1
            May 28, 2026 11:13 AM UTC

            Customer service is the art of smiling while repeatedly explaining that "yes, turning it off and on again" is actually the master key to the universe.

            👣 Remember to take 1 step at a time!!!
              SummerOnTheWay1
              SummerOnTheWay1
              May 28, 2026 11:13 AM UTC

              [5/28/26] Okay @Vexed , I am sure this thread will "disappear or get edited" in about an hour, but here are my contributions BEFORE I start to get ready to head to Staples (4 $5 eGiftcards). My 1st time of using my AARP eGiftcards (for points) in a store. Used my $10 one on Amazon when I had "broken" my ankle in December 2025 for a Hand-Held Shower Head setup. Got it FREE with a couple of leftover dollars applied to my Prime monthly bill. 💃👍🙃 Wish me luck! 🤞

              👣 Remember to take 1 step at a time!!!
              Vexed
              VexedAuthor
              Community Champion ⭐⭐⭐
              May 28, 2026 3:23 AM UTC

               

                Vexed
                VexedAuthor
                Community Champion ⭐⭐⭐
                May 28, 2026 3:21 AM UTC

                 

                 

                  SummerOnTheWay1
                  SummerOnTheWay1
                  May 28, 2026 3:25 AM UTC

                  [5/27/26]

                   

                  Lol @Vexed !!! 😅

                   

                  Now to hope they leave your thread alone. 🤞

                   

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                    Rocky818
                    Conversationalist ⭐
                    May 28, 2026 2:29 PM UTC

                    "I am enjoying reading these so thanks for the great idea!  Maybe we should run a thread on "excuses" people use that they have to drive way too fast and aggressive. We can make them up.  EG:  I am driving so crazy because I really want to get to that red light before you.    

                     

                    " I work in customer service.  My headset hears more drama than reality TV."

                     

                    Then my own one, I set my VM up on my phone for the max message.  It is a 2 minute message of just noises.  If someone has the patience to wait that all out and then leave a message, I might actually listen to their message.  

                     

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