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This is the Purrfect Mugshot.  It's so Purrfect I'm secrectly purring right now

If only I could do that silly Thumbs Up thing like the guy from A Clockwork Orange

This is Purrfectly apolitical

"i want my  treats and I want them NOW"!

"Possession is nine-tenths of the law"..So prove it...

'And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling dog catchers.' 

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" I need an Ex-Lax...I am about to explode!!!!!!"

Look at me.... I am a 2024 presidential candidate.  😛

"You are in my chair!"

Another Cat-astrophe joke