Caption This Monster Sandwich

DJ Peanut Butter Sandwich here to scratch some records.

Is there a reasonable manicurist near-by?

I have an important dinner engagement.

Break out the jam.

He's coming to getcha!

Never order the "Monster Size"...

Don;t bite the hand that feeds you....

Just one look...That's all it took!

Scientists fishing for Coelacanth have caught a Proto-Turtle.

A research team fishing for Coelacanth hauled in a Proto-Turtle instead.

 that's what happens when you leave food in the fridge too long. Every single guy has seen this at least once. (mine actually didn't taste all that bad. just sayin)