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":Fly me to the moon,..Let me sail among the stars..".....

"If Pigs could fly..Why can't I give it a try"

And my name isn't "Peter Pan"....

Its not the fall as much as it is the hard landing.

'Well, waddle you know, I'm a fishbird.'

I can fly-y-y-e-e-e....Plunk...Oh yeah, I'm a Penguin.