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Rocky818
Conversationalist ⭐
May 29, 2026 4:23 AM UTC

Aggressive Driving Excuses

“” I want to be the first one at a red light.”

 

”My funeral is next week so I want to get all my errands done quick.”

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      Vexed
      Vexed
      Community Champion ⭐⭐⭐
      May 29, 2026 2:29 PM UTC

       My favorite if I can remember to tell it right ......

       

        A state trooper turned his lights on and started chasing a speeder after he took of speeding right in front of him.  This went on for a while until he finally pulled over. The officer said "Why did you take off speeding like that?" The guy says "Sorry, my wife ran off with a state trooper and I was afraid he was bringing her back."

       

        SummerOnTheWay1
        SummerOnTheWay1
        May 29, 2026 2:31 PM UTC

        Lol @Vexed 😅

         

        @Vexed wrote:

         My favorite if I can remember to tell it right ......

         

          A state trooper turned his lights on and started chasing a speeder after he took of speeding right in front of him.  This went on for a while until he finally pulled over. The officer said "Why did you take off speeding like that?" The guy says "Sorry, my wife ran off with a state trooper and I was afraid he was bringing her back."

         

         

        👣 Remember to take 1 step at a time!!!
        SummerOnTheWay1
        SummerOnTheWay1
        May 29, 2026 6:54 AM UTC

        I just washed my car, I am trying to dry it. [Speeder tells cop]

        👣 Remember to take 1 step at a time!!!
          SummerOnTheWay1
          SummerOnTheWay1
          May 29, 2026 6:05 AM UTC

          Lol 😅

           

          @Rocky818 wrote:

          “” I want to be the first one at a red light.”

           

          ”My funeral is next week so I want to get all my errands done quick.”

           

          👣 Remember to take 1 step at a time!!!
          Rocky818Author
          Conversationalist ⭐
          May 29, 2026 2:08 PM UTC

            " I was in a mad rush because I was heading to Mcds and I wanted to get there before the breakfast menu changed over to the lunch menu."

           

           

            SummerOnTheWay1
            SummerOnTheWay1
            May 29, 2026 6:04 AM UTC

            @Rocky818 , I will be back in a few hours to add mine!!! 👍

            👣 Remember to take 1 step at a time!!!
              Rocky818Author
              Conversationalist ⭐
              May 29, 2026 4:26 AM UTC
              @Rocky818 wrote

              Funny hypothetical Excuses why people are always in a hurry on the roads.

              “” I want to be the first one at a red light.”

               

              ”My funeral is next week so I want to get all my errands done quick.”

               

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