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I Know I Am Getting Old Because... 👴👵

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@SpringIsHereSoHappy wrote:

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I know I am getting old because my friends and I discuss our........wait for it...........wait for it...........wait for it............wait for it............wait for it.............................................................

 

                                             BOWEL MOVEMENTS

                                        💩💩💩💩💩💩

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Hi Nicole 😸😁

I know I am getting old because....

I hate "auto-correct" when it insists!!!... & I’m in a hurry to get my text sent... & especially if I miss what it changed before I sent it...as we know...once 'sent' ...

it’s there....forever!! LOL!!🤣

Anyway... Take care!  ☮️🛶🏖~Allen 🌈 🏝

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2 comments (9/2/23) I know I am getting old because I NO longer wear "heels".... 🙄

 

Nicole 👵

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I NO longer wear "heels" 🙄....

well...

I never did wear "heels"👠 🤣👠....

HAHAHAAAA 🙃😄

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Getting "Old isn't for Sissies"...Your mind is still young but your body starts to give up on you...Do it now while you can....Say the things you want to say before it's too late....

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1 comment (8/31/23) Hi @s804940b , so good to hear from you!

 

I never had close friends as all my life I moved around. And never been a Facebook fan - too much drama. 🙄

 

What I am MISSING of late is my "childhood" with my grandparents.

 

I would kill to have them in my life at "soon-to-be" 65.

 

Sucks getting old = losing folks we care about. 😥

 

Nicole 👵

 


@s804940b wrote:

I do the same thing.  I like to sleep when I feel like it and not just because it is a certain hour of the day.  Also, I am getting old because all of my closest family members and best friends have died.  Starting over in your mid sixties is difficult.✏


 

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I do understand that.  I only had one grandparent and she died when I was 7.  She was very loving.  Two of the others died when my parents were teenagers and the fourth was just mean and never acted like a grandparent.

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1 comment (8/31/23) Hi @s804940b , it is so "unforgivable" when a grandparent is TOXIC.

 

My only child is dealing with one I have AVOIDED since she turned 18 = she went away to college, told her and her "wimp" (scared of her 🙄) of a husband they can go visit her on campus.

 

18 years of H.LL finally ended. 💃💃💃

 

Nicole 👵

 


@s804940b wrote:

I do understand that.  I only had one grandparent and she died when I was 7.  She was very loving.  Two of the others died when my parents were teenagers and the fourth was just mean and never acted like a grandparent.✏ 

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That sounds just awful.  Much like the one I mentioned.  Always trying to start trouble.  She hated my Mom because she took away her only means of support between husbands.  Sometimes she would come to our house and eat everything we had with one of her new boyfriends.  We were poor, so my Mom started hiding food.  There were four children and then my parents to feed.  My Mom did a great job of it unless the witch just dropped over at night for a so called visit.

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I know I am getting old because I sped past the library today before I realized I had passed it! Lol, thankful my old brain decided to wake up = had to make a u-turn. 🤣😂 Picture Attached.

 

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I know I am getting old because I am in my bed taking a nap at 5pm. No wonder I am up until 1am!!!  Lol,.🤣😂

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I do the same thing.  I like to sleep when I feel like it and not just because it is a certain hour of the day.  Also, I am getting old because all of my closest family members and best friends have died.  Starting over in your mid sixties is difficult.

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I know I am getting old because all of my family and closest of friends have passed.

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I know I am getting old because I have to leave a reminder note in front of my microwave. Lol, a reminder that I am cooking/heating up stuff. 😁🤣 Before using a note, stuff would stay in microwave until I used it again. 🙄

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My Samsung had bells that go off if anything is still inside.

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I know I am getting old because normally I can hop on my doctor's examination table. Lol, today I had to pull myself up on to the table. 🤣😂 And getting off the table 😱

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I know I am getting old because I sat down today to drink my first cup of Hazelnut cafè (my fav) and wondered why it tasted off. 😤 Lol, when I finished drinking it and returned to my kitchen, guess what was still sitting on the counter? My sweetener! 🤣😂 Got to luv those senior moments. 🙄

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I know I am getting old because I forget what day it is and the date and year. 🤣😂

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I know I am getting old because I fall asleep if I sit too long gazing out at the mountains outside my window 🤣😂

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Maybe it is just soothing to you.

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I know I am getting OLD because...

Bob Dylan turns 80 on Monday !!!!!

  but He's Not done . . . . . and I hope I am not either !

It's Always Something . . . . Roseanna Roseannadanna
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And Gloria Steinem is 87

Barbara Walters is 91

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I know I am getting old because when I gotta tinkle......................

 

      I gotta tinkle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I know I am getting old because it is FRIDAY NIGHT in a few hours and I very CONTENT to stay home. Lol, I do NOT miss those PARTIES 🤣😂

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@Anonymous I know I'm getting old because I misplace my reading glas . . . ( oh, whoops, there on top of my head ).   ---  Christine

 

 

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@Anonymous  I know I'm getting old because I creak when I get out of bed.  The good news is I still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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I know I am getting OLD because I have to now take SHOWERS 😭 Lol, no more long SOAKS in my bathtub. Well at least I am SAVING water 🤣😂

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I know I'm getting old because 

  • the mirror tells me, that cheeky princess
  • the words I want increasingly hide from me
  • I've started sentences with: when I was your age......
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