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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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BonnieC10 wrote:

Listen to the wind....

It talks.

 

Listen to the silence....

It speaks.

 

Listen to your heart....

It knows !

 

 

 

Native American Proverb

 


Love it Bonnie!

hoc voluērunt
Gaius Julius Ceasar
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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 72 of 2,646

Listen to the wind....

It talks.

 

Listen to the silence....

It speaks.

 

Listen to your heart....

It knows !

 

 

 

Native American Proverb

 

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Just took part in the easiest telephone survey ever...

 

The caller asked:

"Are you an alcoholic?"

 

I answered "Not yet."

 

She hung up.     Smiley Very Happy

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I was going to be a Politician for Halloween, but my head wouldn't fit up my **bleep** !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

 

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?

 

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I called an old friend and asked what he was doing..

He said he was working on Aqua -Thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminum and steel under a constrained environment.

 

I was really impressed !

 

Upon further inquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water, under his wife's supervision.   

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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PLOWING :    3/15    -    6/15

 

PLANTING:    5/1     -     6/15

 

              SUMMER

 

LULL:          7/10    -     8/14

 

HARVEST:     8/15   -     11/30

 

WEDDING:    NOV.  &     DEC.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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"You cannot control the wind....

But you can control the sail..."

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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If your friends can accurately guess your age...

You need to find dumber friends.

 

 

I find it helps to organize chores into categories.

Things I won't do now..

Things I won't do later..

Things I'll never do.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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We pray for understanding as to

how and why this happened.

For the strength to deal with the loss.

 

For the courage to eventually

pick up the pieces and move on with life.

For the ability to one day forgive

those responsible for this great loss.

 

May God fill our hearts with love,

help take away the sorrow,

help heal the wounds.

May the laughter of the children

help us remember that

there is still good in the world.

 

And, may the warmth of the sun

shine down upon us and

help us find our smiles again.

 

September 11, 2001

 

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