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It's the movements in our bodies the blind can see and the tones of the volumes of our voices the deaf can hear!
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I am sorry in your text you appear unhappy!
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kale is healthy and so are most cooking or prep oils!
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Not cool; we live in a society that gives us the right to voice our own opinions!
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they have to live!
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Life is too short to joke every day, to some a joke is light-hearted. To ease the pain of loved ones/s lost or to make a person believe that their personal tragedy is not that serious. To me, a joke has to have credibility or reference to a particular circumstance or situation.

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About the April Fool's joke.... you researched the background of it why not research the background of all these other holidays you will find out that they aren't Bible based they are of pagan origin... but you still want to celebrate them!!!!

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@BonnieC10 wrote:

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the teams' bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it." she replied "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents" !

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?

"Well... " she said, " I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarterback ! Get the quarterback "!   Hel-lllo.... it's only 25 cents !  I hate to think what they would do if it was a whole DOLLAR! "

 

 


Hey BonnieC10,

I've read many of your jokes here and many of them are funny.  But it was this one that made me laugh out loud and I'm still smiling now.

Thanks.

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Why did the fig go out with the prune?

 

 

Because he couldn't get a date !

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I don't have an attitude,

I have a personality

You can't handle.

 

 

 

Did you know that Line Dancing was started by women

wanting to use the bathroom?

 

 

I really think that tossing and turning

all night

Should be counted as exercise!

 

 

Maxine

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