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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. A child may see his parents age 20 years.

 

 

On the Lighter Side

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Two monsters went to a Halloween party.  Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"

 

The other monster replied....   "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 43 of 2,646

GO GREEN...

RECYCLE CONGRESS !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 44 of 2,646

Ah... this is great sleeping weather.

Of course, at my age what isn't ?

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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By pumpkins fat,

And Witches lean...

 

By black cool cats,

With eyes of green.

 

By all the happiness ever dreamed,

I wish you all a safe Halloween !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 46 of 2,646

One fine day, in the middle of the night...

Two dead boys got up to fight.

 

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

 

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

Got up and shot the two dead boys.

 

If you don't believe this story's true...

Ask my blind Uncle, he saw it too !

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 47 of 2,646

People say. "Great Boris Karloff mask", and you're not wearing a mask.

 

When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over.

 

You ask for high fiber candy only.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 48 of 2,646

You know you're too old to Trick or Treat when you get winded from knocking on the door.

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Re: RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 49 of 2,646

I always start running in the Fall....

Not all of me, just my nose..

 

 

 

Maxine

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Smith climbs to the top of MT. Sinai to be close to God.

He says, "God, what does 100 years mean to you?"

 

God replies, "A minute."

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