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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I CAN RISE AND SHINE...

BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME.

 

 

TIME FOR A SNOW TIRE RECAll...

I CAN'T RECALL WHERE I PUT THEM.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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They hold elections in November because it's the best time for picking out a turkey.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Voting is like choosing your favorite mosquito

out of a swarm.

 

 

 

 

Maxine

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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                                  WENT SOUTH

 

                            REASON...........FREEZIN'

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I was down to my undies in the voting booth before I realized it wasn't a dressing room !

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maxine

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Even if you've seen this before, the meaning holds true !

 

It is the VETERAN not the preacher,

Who has given us freedom of religion.

 

It is the VETERAN not the reporter,

Who has given us freedom of the press.

 

It is the VETERAN not the poet,

Who has given us freedom of speech.

 

It is the VETERAN not the campus organizer,

Who has given us freedom to assemble.

 

It is the VETERAN not the lawyer

Who has given us the right to a fair trial.

 

It is the VETERAN not the politician

Who has given us the right to vote.

 

It is the VETERAN

Who salutes the Flag.

 

It is the VETERAN

Who serves under the flag !

 

VETERANS KNOW THAT THE OATH OF ALLEGIANCE HAS NO EXPIRATION DATE.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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A wise old Indian Chief once said......  "Only the white man would think they could cut the end off a blanket, attach it to the other end, and make a longer blanket."

 

 

Set your clocks back an hour, as Daylight Savings begins.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Voting is like choosing your favorite mosquito out of a swarm.

 

 

 

Maxine

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Re: RE: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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I could go for a hayride, or I could shove sharp sticks down my pants....same difference.

 

I must be sleepwalking... I've wandered into some bad Charlie Brown dream !

 

 

    HAPPY HALLOWEE!

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the teams' bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it." she replied "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents" !

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?

"Well... " she said, " I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarterback ! Get the quarterback "!   Hel-lllo.... it's only 25 cents !  I hate to think what they would do if it was a whole DOLLAR! "

 

 

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