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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 21 of 2,646

First Student:

"Too bad you flunked the test. How far were you from the right answer?"

Second Student:

" Two seats."

 

 

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time. But most of the time they make fools of themselves.

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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 22 of 2,646

You know it's a cold day when your teeth start chattering and they're still on the nightstand.

 

 

 

Maxine

 

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 23 of 2,646

Early one morning late at night                                                                                                                  Two dead soldiers began to fight                                                                                                                 Back to back they faced each other                                                                                                           Pulled out thier knives and shot each other                                                                                               If you don't believe this lie is true                                                                                                               Ask the blind man he saw it too            

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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 24 of 2,646

It's not really cold out until the dog's frozen himself to the hydrant.

 

 

 

 

Maxine

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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 25 of 2,646

I was caught without earmuffs during a sudden cold snap but managed to improvise with an old padded bra.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 26 of 2,646

HAPPY THANKSGIVING DAY

                   TO AL!

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 27 of 2,646

Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps,which you will need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food, and that vat of eggnog.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 28 of 2,646

"Spare me the woman who serves a plate of naked vegetables."

 

 

 

 

Erma Bombeck

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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 29 of 2,646

Life is like salsa....

The more spices you add,

The better the flavor.

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Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Message 30 of 2,646

Americans feast on 535 million pounds of turkey on Thanksgiving.

 

Benjamin Franklin wanted the turkey to be our national bird.

 

The heaviest turkey ever raised weighed in at 86 lbs. about the size of a German Shepherd.

 

In Mexico, the turkey was a sacrificial bird !

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