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@BonnieC10 wrote:

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind the teams' bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it." she replied "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents" !

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?

"Well... " she said, " I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, "Get the quarterback ! Get the quarterback "!   Hel-lllo.... it's only 25 cents !  I hate to think what they would do if it was a whole DOLLAR! "

 

 


Hey BonnieC10,

I've read many of your jokes here and many of them are funny.  But it was this one that made me laugh out loud and I'm still smiling now.

Thanks.

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Why did the fig go out with the prune?

 

 

Because he couldn't get a date !

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I don't have an attitude,

I have a personality

You can't handle.

 

 

 

Did you know that Line Dancing was started by women

wanting to use the bathroom?

 

 

I really think that tossing and turning

all night

Should be counted as exercise!

 

 

Maxine

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Ah !     Being young is beautiful.....

but being old is comfortable.

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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

 

 

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL ...

 

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement,

 

Did you ever notice:   When you put the two words "The" and " IRS" together it spells 'theirs'...

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I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it "Pumping Rust."

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Have you ever just looked at someone and knew

that the wheel was turning,

but the hampster was dead?

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I'll ignore your

BEER GUT

If you ignore my

WINE HANDLES

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Marriage, lets you annoy that one special person

For the rest of your life.

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In addition to birthday greetings for Americans 80 or older, anniversary greetings are also sent to couples celebrating 50 or more years of marriage.

Requests must be put in writing and sent by mail to:

 

                                                                  White House

                                                             Attn: Greetings Office

                                                                     Room 39

                                                            Washington, D.C.  20502

 

Your request should be made six weeks prior to the occasion.

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