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Valued Social Butterfly

Re: SHARE A JOKE EVERY DAY

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Why did the fig go out with the prune?

 

 

Because he couldn't get a date !

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I don't have an attitude,

I have a personality

You can't handle.

 

 

 

Did you know that Line Dancing was started by women

wanting to use the bathroom?

 

 

I really think that tossing and turning

all night

Should be counted as exercise!

 

 

Maxine

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Valued Social Butterfly

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Ah !     Being young is beautiful.....

but being old is comfortable.

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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

 

 

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL ...

 

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement,

 

Did you ever notice:   When you put the two words "The" and " IRS" together it spells 'theirs'...

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I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it "Pumping Rust."

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Have you ever just looked at someone and knew

that the wheel was turning,

but the hampster was dead?

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Valued Social Butterfly

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I'll ignore your

BEER GUT

If you ignore my

WINE HANDLES

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Valued Social Butterfly

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Marriage, lets you annoy that one special person

For the rest of your life.

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In addition to birthday greetings for Americans 80 or older, anniversary greetings are also sent to couples celebrating 50 or more years of marriage.

Requests must be put in writing and sent by mail to:

 

                                                                  White House

                                                             Attn: Greetings Office

                                                                     Room 39

                                                            Washington, D.C.  20502

 

Your request should be made six weeks prior to the occasion.

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Many thanks to all who have followed along and maybe gotten a chuckle or two this past year. Here's hoping your year has been healthy and happy, and the upcoming one will be even better.

 

 

         HAPPY 2018 !

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