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M     is for the million things she gave me..

O     is only that she's growing old..

T     is for the tears she shed to save me..

H     is for her heart of purest gold.

E     is for her eyes with love-light shining.

R     is right, and right she'll always be...

 

Put them all together they spell MOTHER.. a word that means the world to me !

 

A very HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all Moms out there.. biological and otherwise. Heart

 

 

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The best babysitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods , which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.

 

Dave Barry

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"The key to success is to keep growing in all areas of life - mental, emotional, spiritual, as well as physical." Julius Erving
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My Mother taught me about stamina... "You'll sit right there 'till all that spinach is finished."

 

My Mother taught me about weather.... "It looks like a tonado swept through your room."

 

My Mother taught me about the science of osmosis... "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

 

My Mother taught me about logic.... "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

 

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One of my children became quite irritable with me recently, saying to me, "Where were you? I've been calling for 3 days, and no one answered. I was worried.. "   I smiled a warm smile... the torch has been passed.

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Yesterday, my wife ran away with my best friend Mike.

 

Since when is Mike your best friend???

 

Since yesterday . Smiley Very Happy

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WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?

 

1.  She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2.  Mostly to clean the house.

3.  To help us out of there when we were getting born.

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GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:

 

"Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance goodbye!"

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Because I feel that

in the Heavens above

The angels whispering

one to another..

Can find among their burning terms of love

none so devotional

as that of

"Mother".

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ASK NOT WHAT YOUR MOTHER CAN DO FOR YOU....

ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR MOTHER .♥

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