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Every year in the middle of February, something wonderful and heart warming happens.

Tons of candy goes on clearance.

 

 

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Roses are red...

Valentine's is here...

I love you more

Than I do beer !

 

 

        HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ♥

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I was having breakfast and hot coffee with my 10 yr.old grandaughter , when I asked her," what day is tomorrow?"

 

She replied, "It's President 's Day."

 

I asked, "what does President's Day mean?"

 

I thought she might say something about Washington, Lincoln, Obama, or Bush etc.

 

She replied, "President's Day is when the President goes out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we'll have another year of BS !"

 

You know... it hurts when hot coffee spurts out of your nose...

 

Have a good day !

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                    HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL !    ♥

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Channel your fears into something positive..

Remember Walt Disney was scared of mice.

 

 

 

 

The Lighter Side

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Last night I went to a concert by the Bermuda Symphony Orchestra. They played the coconuts beautifully, but the triangle kept disappearing.

 

 

 

The Lighter Side

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Those who laugh last, should do so from a safe distance.

 

 

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I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans...

I asked if anyone had papers...

They all ran off... Woman Surprised

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When the Queen is happy...

there is peace in the Kingdom. Smiley Wink

 

 

 

 

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What I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is....

 

Look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love,

 

But in the height of the flu season , it

 

makes no sense.                   Cat Frustrated

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