Funny Stories and Life Experiences

[DaveMcK]

New topic featuring funny stories. 

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade…
So remember this story the next time …

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband..
She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:
" Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.
You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it’s going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked,
and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot..
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job,
and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city.
They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door
and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"

He said: “Who screwed up your hair?”

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[DaveMcK]

MAY DAY

May Day ushers in a traditional celebration of flowers and spring. In many ancient calendars, May 1  welcomed the first day of summer, which was truly a cause for celebration.

#MAYDAY

May Day has been a traditional day of celebration for centuries, with some of the earliest appearing in pre-Christian times. One of the more popular rituals was harvesting flowers and giving them to neighbors and strangers in cone-shaped baskets. These May Baskets become more commonly known as May Day Baskets. The current tradition is observed by hanging a cone-shaped basket full of flowers or other gifts on the outside doorknob, then knocking or ringing the doorbell and running away.

Did you and your kids  celebrate MAY DAY?

[SereneSeagull]

Thank you for that history behind the day.  👍🙂

[DaveMcK]

[DaveMcK]

 I was born in 1943!

[DaveMcK]

Historic Winter Storm March 5th, 1959 photos in the Ripon area. Ripon, Wisconsin is my home town  and I lived there at the time as I was in high-school.

What's the story behind these photos?

This black and white photo appears to capture a moment from Ripon, Wisconsin's history, specifically during a historic winter storm. The image shows people trudging through deep snow uphill, dressed in dark winter clothing, while a steam train emits smoke in the background. Given the era suggested by the steam train and the style of clothing, this photo might date back to the early 20th century. The scene likely depicts residents navigating the harsh winter conditions, possibly after arriving by train. The photo's sepia tone adds to its nostalgic and vintage feel.

Ripon, Wisconsin is my

[DaveMcK]

NATIONAL PI DAY           

National Pi Day on March 14th recognizes the mathematical constant π. Also known as pi, the first three and most recognized digits are 3.14. The day is celebrated by pi enthusiasts and pie lovers alike!

[SereneSeagull]

Yes! And some Pizza places celebrate it with deals.  Yummy day! 🍕

[DaveMcK]

Your right.Most likely I'll be asleep before midnight so I will HAPPY NEW YEAR ON JAN 1ST 2026....

[DaveMcK]

Th

There are only two that I have not done!

[DonnaB480184]

done them all! Lord I'm old!

[papawofboo]

Looks like the ladies win, I came in with 2 Never owned a Walkman or a boombox.

As for the phone, I remember the "number please" and party lines.

[LeeS4949]

 Ive done them all multiple times.. Somehow I'm strangely proud of that.. Thanks as always Dave.. 

[WebWiseWoman]

Wow, really feeling my age now. I got 0 (that's none, zip, zilch).

btw, according to internet search the "Valkman" was a misspelling; should read "Walkman".

[DaveMcK]

A rose for you Dad this Christmas. It has been several years now!
"I place it beside the candle and let the flame speak the words my heart still struggles to say. You may be in Heaven now, but you have never been far from me. I feel you in the quiet moments, in the memories that return without warning, and in the love that time could never erase.

Christmas feels different without you here. The lights still shine and the world keeps celebrating, yet there’s a softness missing — the comfort of knowing you were close. So I light this candle for you, Dad, and offer this rose as a reminder that you are still loved, still remembered, and still deeply missed.

I miss you every single day.
And this Christmas, especially, my heart reaches up to Heaven and whispers your name". 🤍
🕯️🌹

[DaveMcK]

1. The attack on Pearl Harbor was a surprise military strike by the Empire of Japan on the United States Pacific Fleet at its naval base at Pearl Harbor on Oahu, Hawaii, on tomorrow December 7, 1941. At the time, the U.S. was a neutral country in World War II. The air raid on Pearl Harbor, which was launched from aircraft carriers, resulted in the U.S. declaring war on Japan the next day. The Japanese military leadership referred to the attack as the Hawaii Operation and Operation AI and as Operation Z during its planning.

Attack on Pearl Harbor

The explosion in the center is a torpedo strike on USS West Virginia. Two attacking Japanese planes could be seen: one over USS Neosho and one over the Naval Yard.  Credits about this post about   the attack on Pearl Harbor which was a surprise military strike by the Empire of Japan on the United States Pacific Fleet at its naval base at Pearl Harbor on Oahu, Hawaii, on December 7, 1941. At the time, the U.S. was a neutral country in World War II.  Credits Wikipedia

[SereneSeagull]

Feels like it's starting again.  Peace to all.

[DaveMcK]

[SereneSeagull]

Thank you to all the Veterans.   You are appreciated!

[DaveMcK]

[DaveMcK]

[DaveMcK]

Do you remember those days during your summers!

[SereneSeagull]

We’d hear our dad whistle for us.  That really loud fingers in the mouth distinct tone, we knew oh so well.

[ShermanR713790]

Dave,

The punch  line  is so unexpected and just perfect to put the hair dresser in her place. Thanks.

[DaveMcK]

Two priests decided they needed a break, so they booked a vacation to sunny Hawaii. Wanting to fully relax and go incognito, they made a pact: no collars, no black suits, nothing that screams "clergy."

As soon as they landed, they hit a local shop and stocked up on the wildest tourist gear they could find — think neon shirts, loud floral shorts, flip-flops, oversized sunglasses, and straw hats. They looked like walking postcards.

The next morning, they strolled down to the beach, drinks in hand, soaking up the sun and enjoying the freedom of anonymity.

That’s when a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini walked by, gave them a sweet smile, and said,
“Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father.”
She nodded at each of them and kept walking, calm as can be.

The priests stared at each other, stunned. How did she know?!

Determined to be unrecognizable, they doubled down. The next day, they returned to the store and bought even wilder outfits — mismatched patterns, tourist hats with dangling beads, socks with sandals — the works.

Feeling completely undercover, they headed back to the beach, confident no one would suspect a thing.

Right on cue, the same blonde appeared — this time in an even skimpier bikini. She walked right up, smiled again, and said,
“Good morning, Father. Good morning, Father.”

One of the priests jumped up.
“Alright, young lady — we give up. Yes, we’re priests. But how on earth did you know?”

She laughed, leaned in, and said,
“Oh, come on, Father… it’s me — Sister Angela!”

[DaveMcK]

[SereneSeagull]

That’s great!  

[SereneSeagull]

They gotta’ cut loose too sometimes!

[JohnH430232]

Funny stories hit different when life feels myth-sized; like the time I slipped in public and someone yelled, “Zeus has fallen!” Since then, I’ve loved greek god jokes even more!

[DaveMcK]

From the Great Lakes Lighthouse Keepers Association: Remember Them On This Memorial Day...