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HOW TO START A FIGHT!

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels.

 

She asked, “What’s on TV?”

 

I said, “Dust.”

 

.....And that’s how the fight started…

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HOW TO START A FIGHT!

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

 

I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’

 

‘No,’ she answered.

 

I then said,’Is that your final answer?’

 

She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’

 

So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”

 

And that’s how the fight started…

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HOW TO START A FIGHT!

I took my wife to a restaurant.

 

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

 

“I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.”

 

He said, “Aren’t you worried about mad cow?”

 

“Nah, she can order for herself.”

 

And that’s how the fight started…

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TOGETHER-NESS....

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AND FOREVER-NESS....

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I know that this is out of season for most us but I find it interesting!

 

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Rate Adult!

 

 

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